Ucb. thank you for teaching me who i am today. thank you for introducing me to me all my friends. friends i will have for the rest of my life. thank you for pcr, buffoons, the stepfathers, five dudes, the shoves, tour co., cabtastrophe, the dogs of st. christopher, tick tick tick, real real world, buff truemuscle, secret slut, b******t pie, new jack titties, yoinks!, yellowbelts, and many more. thank you for giving me a place that helped me get my dream job. thank you for introducing me to my wife. thank you for always being a place i could go to feel better. thank you for always smelling like cigarettes and flop sweat. thanks to michael delaney for believing in me and being my yoda. thanks to @spotastic for her endless hard work and filthy filthy mouth. thanks to amy, matt, matt and ian. thank you for benny and jawnee. thank you for everything. i love you and will miss you, ucb chelsea. deeply. but also there’s a new theater now so i will see you over there. don’t think. #byechelsea ❤️ @ucbtny p.s. - new jack t*****s was not a real show but i always wanted to use the name and it fit in just fine.