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dicolaaa

Nicola Cross Nap Taker, Pun Maker. Tribe addition arriving June 👶🏼 [email protected] Currently📍Adelaide http://dicolaaa.com/
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@dicolaaa

Nicola Cross
I used to work with children, and i used to to whisper p***y under my breath when a parent couldn’t leave the centre without welling up and worrying about their baby. oh god how times have changed. if the way i treat atticus is any indication this child is going to see a lot of ugly kimmy k cry faces from me... actually from pat too.
wearing - @theiconicau
#9monthspregnant #babymoon
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@dicolaaa

Nicola Cross
Our reservation was for 8pm but our bodies needed it at noon. ready or not here i come. #9monthspregnant #seefood #eatfood #allfood reward for having to swob my downstairs in today’s appt. 🤭 🍕
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@dicolaaa

Nicola Cross
5 weeks left as a trio! although if b**e is anything like its dad it’ll be late, factor that in with my stubbornness and we’ll be here for many more moons!
also, if you’re expecting, i highly recommend you read the motherhood, by @jamilarizvi. thank you @annaseidlerwright i’ve almost finished it.
#atticusfiles #35weekspregnant #5weekstogo #getitoutofme
38 2,378 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
What if i told you the hand on my stomach was my own. *disclaimer, it’s not*
however i have grown a beard. #8monthspregnant
33 2,469 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
This time last year my main concern was the uneven tan i applied in the airport bathroom (zoom in on right hand for confirmation) now i’m pinteresting diy padsicles, yeah google that for an eye opener.
82 3,431 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
Nesting underway in our home and the back of my head. #34weekspregnant #37daystogo
42 2,676 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
Oh my god. i went to buy a card from woolies and it scanned as $13. i beg your pardon 🤨 that’s 13 fundraiser freddos. daylight freakin robbery.
guess what else, i’m removing that macrame behind and adding some mid week craft, something that will really excite your socks off. that’s next week on, no one gives a shit. #metgala #glam #burkesbackyard #artattack #mrmaker #mrsquiggle #8monthspregnant #lastpregnantkardashian #heartburnhurts #needphysio
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Nicola Cross
Me in may: googles how to boil an egg. me in june: mother 🙃
my latest blog is up, its mainly me sooking about having big brown nipples.
#34weekspregnant
106 3,418 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
@koleha said i wear my sunglasses too high that i look like a back alley speed dealer but then she always caters to my changing bod with bikinis. i guess you take the good with the bad. my fav from the new @koleha .bikini drop.
#8monthspregnant #friendsinhighplaces #kolehaforpresident #34weekspregnant #pregnantandperfect
41 3,106 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
Probably not politically correct to claim this mother’s day as my first, but i was lucky enough to ride on the back of mums pressie at @endotaspa . from head to toe we were pampered like the queens we are! i waddled in sad and sore and floated home like jasmin on the magic carpet. i hope my unborn reads this caption to prepare for next years mother’s day cos i’m not accepting a photo frame made of macaroni. (mother’s day is next sunday! get on it!!!) #endotaspa #mothersday
30 1,693 2 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
Just a recent pic of me. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
@koleha.bikini dropped some new shiz, and it’s finger lickin.
34 3,064 3 weeks ago

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Nicola Cross
Smuggling snacks into the cinema like.
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