I used to work with children, and i used to to whisper p***y under my breath when a parent couldn’t leave the centre without welling up and worrying about their baby. oh god how times have changed. if the way i treat atticus is any indication this child is going to see a lot of ugly kimmy k cry faces from me... actually from pat too.
wearing - @theiconicau #9monthspregnant#babymoon
This time last year my main concern was the uneven tan i applied in the airport bathroom (zoom in on right hand for confirmation) now i’m pinteresting diy padsicles, yeah google that for an eye opener.
Probably not politically correct to claim this mother’s day as my first, but i was lucky enough to ride on the back of mums pressie at @endotaspa . from head to toe we were pampered like the queens we are! i waddled in sad and sore and floated home like jasmin on the magic carpet. i hope my unborn reads this caption to prepare for next years mother’s day cos i’m not accepting a photo frame made of macaroni. (mother’s day is next sunday! get on it!!!) #endotaspa#mothersday