Ok so i’m about to hit 23 weeks pregnant, and i can’t believe how lucky i’ve been. firstly we were told falling pregnant would be a bit of struggle and after hearing horror stories of mum projectile vomiting while she was driving i thought i was in for rocky spew-filled journey. i have been so blessed to not only be able to carry bubs in my belly but to do it with no symptoms ...beside needing a constant supply of ‘surprises’ (code for kingsize kitkats). this week i’ll be uploading a lil blog all about the first half, you don’t have to read it, it’s probably lame but i hope some day i share it with my unborn coconut (maybe when it’s doing my head in) and it’ll remind of what a unicorn pregnancy it’s been... so far. #23weekspregnant
I never really cared for marriage or love s**t but i have alwaysss wanted to be a mum, and to be able to share this journey with my live-in legend is an absolute cherry on top. the only thing that i look forward to more than having ze baby is watching him with it (and hopefully squirting him with milk on unsuspecting occasions eg, food shopping). it’s already lucky to have him as a dad and a cool mum - not regular mum like me. 🤔
My baby boy first born love of my life keeper of my heart. #atticusfiles (@smallgirlbigblog with a colour and style today legend)
so anywayyy, there is a fun canine cup happening march 12th where you can have a 3 course meal while watching puppers playyy!! more info at caninecup.org & it’s for charity. 🤟🏽
We haven’t found out the gender of old mate belly renter but while i think boy, pat’s convinced its a girl.
i really just want a child that’s heathy enough to wrestle yet not too healthy that it beats me (for a few years at least). im also looking forward to a kid who enjoys toilet humour, laughs when the sauce makes a f**t sound and thoroughly enjoys jumping out of places to scare others in particular pat. the last prerequisite is that it shares the same unhealthy obsession we do for atticus 🐶 and is able to work his name perfectly yet creatively into popular songs.
boy or girl?
On friday night i told pat i was ‘craving’ pizza. saturday i said i needed a croque monsieur and sunday i couldn’t live without going to bracegirdles. today i ate 25 chocolate chip cookies. all this food and no d**n freaking baby bump. also swipe left for nudes 😌