A day late (and last week, a week early) but happy birthday @tiffanyts_. you are a royal pain in my a*s but i love you. may this year bring you everything you want and deserve in life and here's to many more years of bickering like a married couple lol 😘❤
"in the real world, halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. in girl world, halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total s**t and no other girls can say anything else about it."
For years, my mother has used the fridge as a tool to deliver me naggy messages and articles that she finds in the newspaper. and to be completely blunt, my mom is a total square (i love you mom) and this hasn't always jived with my life choices. so when i had the opportunity to post an article that would ruffle her feathers, i just couldn't resist 😂 i wonder how long it will take her to notice.