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Ben Schwartz Twitter and Snapchat- Rejectedjokes http://www.rejectedjokes.com/
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2 days ago
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If you see a photo of @joshgroban in a playbill and click your heels three times he will magically appear. also @hamiltonmusical remains the most inspiring thing of all time and it blew me the hell away yet again in a time when i so badly needed to cry/laugh/make a stank face and yell uh! for 3 hours. congrats to the incredible la touring company.
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4 days ago
rejectedjokes The great @bauzilla is so talented, he can draw me hanging with the cast of ren and stimpy while recording vo.
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5 days ago
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Acting tip 231- if you need to act "surprised" in a scene, simply pretend someone stuck a popsicle up your ass.
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Ben Schwartz
6 days ago
rejectedjokes Last night's cast for ben schwartz. friends. improv. at @largolosangeles. ozeri! sanz! gemberling! dippold! this show made me very happy!
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Ben Schwartz
1 weeks ago
rejectedjokes It's here! the hourlong series premiere of @ducktalestv is on tv every minute of the day on @disneyxd today! or stream it for free on the disneyxd site! congrats to frank, matt and the entire crew!
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Ben Schwartz
2 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Nyc press for ducktales done. we will be on nightline and gma with david tennant sometime this week. thanks to all who let us goof around the past couple of days. a bunch of insane interviews are already up on the internet. ducktales premieres this saturday 8/12 with an hour long movie every hour on the hour. love and miss you ny.
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Naked cowboy got the whole "not wearing pants" thing in times square from ducktales.
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2 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Amazing illustration by @joviellety! graphic novel only available in tajikistan.
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3 weeks ago
rejectedjokes To the few places that don't take electronic payments and the even fewer people i snail mail things to- get ready for disney villains.
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Ben Schwartz
4 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Get you a man who can do both. from this photo you may be asking "both what?" and for that i have no answer.
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4 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Here's a @ducktalestv comic con exclusive- one of my favorite characters of all time will be joining us in duckburg. so, let's get dangerous!
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Ben Schwartz
4 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Thank you to all the lovely fans at comic con. we cannot wait to get @ducktalestv to you on august 12th on disney xd. and thanks to the ap for shooting me and david's "how to sit on stools" instructional video. we hope it helps.
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Ben Schwartz
5 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Life is like a hurricane, here in comic con. #ducktales cast photo by @tvguidemagazine @robbysphotos 🦆
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Ben Schwartz
5 weeks ago
rejectedjokes Apologies instagram, i had no idea it was 7/20, henceforth #entertainment720 day. i celebrate alongside you with pride. here's my old mousepad which i no longer have a mouse for.
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5 weeks ago
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Regardless of kenny mayne's thoughts, i consider myself 1 for 1 in homerun calls.
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So embarrassing! i got a call while jumping into scrooge's money bin. #d23
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This is a real reaction from @samreich who wasn't expecting the star wars theme to play. it was captured from the moment of joy and surprise all the way to the moment he by mistake kicked over his drink. #whenyoursongcomesonintheclub
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rejectedjokes Caught up with an old friend today.
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To celebrate the #emmy noms @laurenlapkus and i received today for the #earliestshow here's 60 seconds of dancing from our hour long blooper reel! thank you to @funnyordie, the cap'n, our acting partner in crime @joehartzler and the producers, editors and entire crew who helped make this show. and of course thank you to everyone who watched! all episodes are online right now for free of this emmy nominated program!!!!! hooray!!!!
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