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Ben Schwartz Twitter and Snapchat- Rejectedjokes http://www.rejectedjokes.com/
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The dream lives on. incredible job @alternat3world! #plasticman
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There are many different experiences one can have in their life but sitting next to @bibbymoynihan while he rides soarin’ around the world for the first time is one that is not to be missed. sound on.
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We were in a parade in @disneyland and jus like that my whole body smiled. @ducktalestv
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What. absolute. joy. looks. like.
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Bb-hate
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‪whoa, today’s new @ducktalestv episode is something out of a beautiful dream. you want action? you want lin manuel absolutely crushing fenton/gizmoduck? you want the disney afternoon cinematic universe to explode in your face? well? why arent you answering me?! what do you want?!‬
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Guess which two idiots just did @carpoolkaraoke and made an absolute mess of it. #middleditchandschwartz singing in a car and doing whatever the hell they want - coming this summer! @tombini @apple
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All of your questions will finally be answered on the season finale podcast episode of the wine down #sponsored by #winedialogues. what food pairs with what wine and why? is amir really a chipmunk? find out with me, jake & amir and winemaker scott kozel. welcome to episode 7. all download links are on the newly refurbished rejectedjokes.com. thanks for listening!
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Round here.
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On this beautiful #maythe4thbewithyou i feel like i can finally reveal that i played a storm trooper in @starwars the force awakens. it was an incredible honor and years later, i’m still smiling from the experience but please do not tell bb8. #starwarsday
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My website, rejectedjokes.com, which i've been posting on for over 13 years, just got a fancy new make over by the wonderful @caitlincookmusic! check it out and use the scroll down menu on the upper left to see hundreds of videos (some embarrassing) i made years ago! rejectedjokes.com!!!
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We are on location in napa and learning about the process from vine to wine with @jakehurwitz, @amir & winemaker michael eddy on the new ep of the wine down #sponsored by #winedialogues. after this, only one more ep left in this season!
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