(a sweaty dexter waddles excitedly towards the screen...) "woof woof!" ahem. wrong language... good sunday morning to all human males and human females, who (mostly) have less than 24 hours to go before the gloom and doom of the weekly work cycle begins anew on monday. phew, that was a really long sentence, but i digress. let me help to turn your upside-down smiles upside-down again with another of my original (alden mutters: googled) animal jokes!
there were two 🐄 (cows) grazing in a field. the first 🐄 said "mooooo" while the second 🐄 said "baaaaaa". the first 🐄 asked the second 🐄, "why did you say baaaaaa?" the second 🐄 replied, "oh, that's because i'm learning a foreign language." 🐏