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skyler_rains

@skyler_rains

Cocko Taco (^•^)
2 days ago
skyler_rains What do you call an angry monkey? furious george *ba dum tssss* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #sorrynotsorry #monkeyjokes #jokes #animaljokes
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a_doc1

@a_doc1

Andrew Dougherty
2 weeks ago
a_doc1 Mary the cheetah contemplates eating her 5th handler this month. susan didn't put the toilet seat down and mary will not tolerate such disrespect. #animaljokes
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chaotic_alden

@chaotic_alden

Alden
2 weeks ago
chaotic_alden (a sweaty dexter waddles excitedly towards the screen...) "woof woof!" ahem. wrong language... good sunday morning to all human males and human females, who (mostly) have less than 24 hours to go before the gloom and doom of the weekly work cycle begins anew on monday. phew, that was a really long sentence, but i digress. let me help to turn your upside-down smiles upside-down again with another of my original (alden mutters: googled) animal jokes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ there were two πŸ„ (cows) grazing in a field. the first πŸ„ said "mooooo" while the second πŸ„ said "baaaaaa". the first πŸ„ asked the second πŸ„, "why did you say baaaaaa?" the second πŸ„ replied, "oh, that's because i'm learning a foreign language." 🐏 #dexterlawtheschnauzer #animaljokes #goodmorning #cows #schnauzer #miniatureschnauzer #dogs #lovedogs #petstagram #dogsofinstagram #ilovemybestie #happy #smile
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