#myfilthydreams starring her imperial highness, the #mostbeautifulwomanintheworld, the hauntingly & astoundingly talented, #princessmelitabonaparte, broke all #boxofficerecords & commanded well over 500 billion dollars during its opening week. for the first time in #filmhistory, this cinematic behemoth won the #academyaward in all 24 categories. when asked how was such a thing possible the princess explained,"it was all about my dreams. so, it was a documentary, an action film, with the best animation sequences ever made. i directed it, saved tons of money by doing my own make-up, and played all the parts. one of the nastiest dreams went underground, and played 100 weeks as a #shortsubject in #berlin. it was banned in #athens because it showed how bad their republic really is." she was presented with all 24 of her #oscars@ a #secretceremony@#harvesturbanmarket 191 8th street,#sanfrancisco. "i dedicate all 24 of my #oscars to all the little people out there in the dark, to the #kindnessofstrangers, & to the #restorationofthegreekmonarchy. "