It’s been 10 years since queen released her iconic hit, single ladies (put a ring on it) 🗣🗣🗣 did y’all know this song wasn’t intended to be more than a decent radio hit in the us? god had different plans. i discuss this and more single ladies goodness in my new youtube video!
watch by clicking the link in my bio ❤️
First post, here we go ✨
prompt: "if i were the opposite s*x i would…"
don’t sit like that, don’t eat like that, don’t talk like that, don’t lie down like that, don’t act like that, don’t be like that, don’t don’t don’t…
but if i were a boy…
now, i’m not saying that being a girl is something i wish i wasn’t.
it’s just that the topic i have here is “if i were the opposite s*x i would…” so allow me to fill that ellipses with a few things you may or may not agree with. things that you may even think i’m very strange or dumb for saying.
so, the first thing i would do if i were the opposite s*x is find the nearest public bus and try to get a seat on the rooftop.
believe me, it’s not just a random thought, i actually have some reasoning behind this.
and that is
a) because it’s just something i’ve always wanted to do
b) because i’m terrified of heights but love the thrill of being on high ground and
c) because my mother says i can’t.
granted, mother knows best, and that right there will probably how i meet my death. but it’s still a wish i have, despite all that.
second thing: if i were the opposite sex, i would want to try to go out somewhere on my own; the beach, a mall, or even the small tuck shop down a few streets from home. anywhere really.
i would want to go out somewhere without the need of supervision of a parent or some ‘parent-figure’ relative. without someone telling me not to stray too far, or telling me to stay close ‘just in case’, or just the presence of someone who would automatically take on the role of something like a bodyguard because we’re out in the real world.
of course, me being who i am, i would also give it say…ten minutes before i realise that i’m lost and don’t know the way back. if only because i’m awful with directions and too optimistic for my own good. (contd. 👇)