Maybe he won the lottery? ๐คท๐ปโ๏ธ who else noticed his dad’s burberry coat while he was running through the airport? my husband’s exact words, “only you notice that shit.” ๐๐คฃ
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Everyone needs a neighbor like lynne. be like lynne ๐ ๐ป๐ป
I call this the “getting back the 10 pounds 2019 stress took from me” diet. also side note to anyone out there- don’t tell someone they look like they need to eat. or that they eat too much. or any negative comments about anyone’s weight or body in general. it’s rude. be nicer. we are all different and all fighting different battles that others have no idea about. โค๏ธ // @revolve
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If its not amazon or i can’t use paypal then i’m not buying ๐ #lazyaf
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One year has passed and they still give no fucks.
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Unlike most of my extra af twin mom friends (who did a 25 days of christmas countdown), i decided today would be a good day to start stressing out over a daily christmas picture. so here we are! the 12 days of christmas ๐๐ผโ๏ธ
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Oh gosh this is me๐๐ผโ๏ธ guilty as charged๐คฃ
sometimes i totally convince myself that we did actually talk about something.
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10 days to go!!!๐๐ today we have 4 family tickets to the cinderella show by h2 production at fairmont the palm (worth aed 1,500) when you shop on mumzworld!๐
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for every purchase of aed 1,000 and above on mumzworld.com, you’re automatically in for a chance to win our giveaway!โค๏ธ
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note: prizes are non-transferable and cannot be exchanged for cash or other items.
Multa lume ma intreaba c*m sunt asa calma si linistita ca mama?!!am pus un video despre tot ce fac eu ศi c*m ma împart între viaศa,job ศi c*m dw nu o iau “pe arฤtura “๐โค๏ธpe canalul meu de youtube link in bio
the struggle as a toddler mom is real but i create some rules for me on how to handle life,mental health and job i made a whole video about on my youtube chanel (romanian)
The struggle as a toddler mom is real but i create some rules for me on how to handle life,mental health and job every one should have this kind rules โค๏ธโค๏ธ#happysunday )
If you can’t share a picture of you on your birthday when can you eh? ๐
i’m the big 27 today ๐i get emotional on birthdays, it’s another year passed & life hasn’t exactly planned out the way i had imagined. but... i have my two perfect girls who make every day amazing and still time to achieve my goals. here’s to celebrating the only way i know how ๐๐ป๐ธ (only joking it’ll be us three snuggled on the sofa, watching shrek & eating chocolate) happy sunday โค๏ธ
The frenzy of setting up christmas trees, buying ‘ just right ‘gifts , bazillion parties , secret santas and ski holidays ... decembering is truly a feeling
yesterday i was asked the first coming of age question by baby k ( and i was anything but prepared)
baby k : is santa real mumma ? peppa and ben holly talk about him. but - does he really ride the sleigh and climb through the chimney at night ( also , mumma we don’t have a chimney)
me : hmm , well
baby k interrupts : i think he’s not like ganpati who is a real god
baby k again mid sentence : but then could he be jesus christ wearing a costume maybe
and thankfully loses focus and gets back to decembering ๐คซ
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Motherhood!!! this little f**t thought my face was somewhere to hold onto when he was laughing and rocking back and forth. i love you to pieces, but right now back the f off before i throat chop you! lol
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ใepisode 4ใ
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you can also go to our youtube channel chick-n-hen with s&m for our first uploaded video of episode 4!
Every once in a rare while we get to act fancy-like and get away from our kids for a party or something. i don’t get to dress up very often, so it’s nice to put a ton of effort into it, start feeling good about myself and upon kissing my darling 9yr old goodbye he tells me “you look like a sparkly chicken.”
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now it’s time to shut the phone off and enjoy the silence.โฃ
Yes, i want my kids to get into great colleges and have awesome grade point averages and land insane jobs that pay well and fulfill them. but, mostly, i want them to be good humans who have positive impacts on the people around them. #makephilanthropistsnotassholes .
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From now on, if you guys see my hair up, it’s safe to assume i haven’t washed it.๐๐๐ปโ๏ธ๐ ๐ปโ๏ธ
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p.s. i’m trying to “re-set” my scalp.๐คฆ๐ปโ๏ธ
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Winnie had a blast at the holiday block party. she got her hand painted, saw animals in a petting zoo, met santa and partied with family ๐
Not trying to be narcissistic but maybe so since i just took a bunch of selfies ๐คฃ, but how often do i get to take selfies in peace without my kids photobombing me. loving this bathroom with the full size mirror, built in television, jetted tub, and ceiling shower head. wish i had all this in my bathroom. #selfie#leatherpants#saintlaurent#momlife#momsofinstagram#momproblems#nokids