Alright misters, here's a little bit of everything that's available to order. i got a big range of socks ready to be worn for 3, 5 or 7 days in pic 1, just dm me the number you want when you're ready to order and we can get started 😊
then there's my odd sock sale on pic 2, plenty of old trashed socks, any 2 designs at a discounted price. they all gotta go, i need to make room for all this cute stuff you guys keep buying me! ☺
and then pic 3, it's still available and ahhh i reeeeally want someone to buy it! my stinky sushi set! 2 pairs of socks, each worn for a week, then rolled back into sushi and delivered to your door. comes with a bottle of princess magic for seasoning and i'll even throw in a pair of chopsticks too 😅
Story time! ☺ these socks have been with me for ages and come with their own origin story 😅 i used to work as a waitress at this tacky 1950's american-style diner in england. a disaster waiting to happen. it was hard work and i hated it, but the tips were incredible so i duked it out for about a year before i quit.
i got promoted after a few months there so i used to run a lot of the breakfast shifts with just me serving and a couple of chefs cooking. it sucked. but i used to try and make sure everyone was happy when i was in charge. one of the older lady chefs loved working breakfast with me, we used to have a good laugh together. one day she showed me these silly breakfast socks she was wearing and i fell in love with them straight away 😅 i'm such a sucker for socks with cute patterns and funny designs. plus i'm a huge fan of tom waits and used to sing eggs and sausage a lot while i was running around serving coffee.
anyway, the next day she brought me an identical pair and some chocolates to say thank you for getting everyone through the early mornings. i wore them pretty much every shift and she did too so we were always matching ☺
long after i quit that place, i gave the socks to my prince since he's a meat-eater and i'm a vegetarian 😋 but he recently returned them to me and i want to find a very loving home for this pair. they have been through a looooot of heavy waitressing shifts, and princey's feet are gross so between us, there has been a lot of damage 😅 but most importantly, there has been a lot of love 💕
if you've read all of this, i'm amazed. and if you're interested in owning and inhaling a part of stinky toes history, please dm me about this pair. all of my socks are worn for 3, 5 or 7 days before shipping, with daily update pics, so you can watch them get dirtier and smellier each day.
Sold! these little cuties got a lot dirtier and definitely a lot shinier before they were sealed and shipped, but this photo right here is my very favourite ☺ i just love the colours, that funky build up of yellow-white crust. and a bonus little peek at the christmas pjs my customers are all so fond of 😊
more of these beloved ancient socks are available in my odd sock sale! please check my other posts for samplers of what's available to order, and pleeeease read the faq, q&a and about me sections of my stories before blindly messaging me stuff like 'do u sell socks'. i spend a hell of a lot of unpaid time putting as much information into my content as i can so you guys have all the information you need before placing your order.
Sold! all my robot socks have now officially sold! i am very happy, but also very sad, as these were some of my oldest, dearest socks. my dad always used to tell me i was a robot when i was little, he had me convinced for years that he'd built me in his shed 😅