Here i am feeling skinny so i took a pic two weeks ago. it's amazing what some corset style jeans from @express can do for your bod. don't miss #sluttycat in the back being slutty to herself. #ebbewearin
Here i am getting nostalgemotional™ with #sluttycat about leaving an apartment, and then making sure the essentials are unpacked in the new one first: alcohol and coozies. now someone please send real help.
Here i am with my former roommate, now just my plain old brother again. getting to live with your brother who is also your best friend as an adult is a pretty neat thing that i always bragged about. he may have jumped in my pics, stolen my friends, and left his nasty hair everywhere, but he also installed the hook game in our apartment, watched #thebachelor with me, gave #sluttycat a friend and caught mice without hurting them. there's also no support like what you get from family in tough times so i'm glad i could b**g on his door in the middle of the night if need be. excuse me while i go be irrationally emotional as if he's moving away or died and i won't see him when he crashes the new place in the city. ✌️😭