🔁it has been with great great sadness that i have had to say goodbye to my old iphone.
🎻 it is strange really, after a long life involving 17 consecutive screen smashes and an episode where it got so hot it passed out for a week.
♿️the good news is when i get my new phone can start to subscribe to loads of cool apps like facelab which is basically a plastic surgery app that lets me check what i would look like with beyoncé’s eyebrows. i
in other updates - 1️⃣how cute are the miniature boxes of cereal they sell in the shops? shame they are like 6 pounds per frostie.
2️⃣ i have learned more words. “a little pain” and “later” . but with a load of pointing and amateur acting, these are enough to hold a semi decent conversation. -3️⃣the highlight of my week was when i bought a shower filter . this came in a 3 foot box, packaged with blonde girl saying super safe on the front. no lols, so far so good. it’s early days but there’s probably no longer any need any sugardaddies to sponsor my hair transplant.
4️⃣ and lastly.. i don’t know what the local kids have been taking but some of them are wee monsters. i literally had to get a 3 year old arrested by security when old stole the hd vision goggles and then went ape on the stairs when he got the wrong sticker. - 6️⃣oh and pepsi comes in michael jackson flavour. #kanye#kanyeloveskanye#michaeljackson#uae#monsters#monstersinc#littlerascals#watermelonperson#pumba#pom#pugerinio#pugs#pugsinuggs#uggs#uggsinspired#inspired#inspo#fitspo